Even if you hate it, you have to admit that AI is impressive. Large language models can generate astounding videos at the push of a button, with increasing convincingness. But as hard as AI-generated videos try to seize our attention, nothing is as captivating as humanity. Case in point: A video of a woman known online as Crystalynn/Redbull Lover adding syrups to Redbull in the break room of her retail job. This viral video circulates online every few months. It’s simple, it’s short, it’s almost meaningless, and yet we all can’t help but watch it every time it comes up on our feeds.