«My attorney laughed so hard she had to mute herself during a phone call.»

When your joint-custody demands are so ridiculous that the biomom literally LOLs her way to the comedy club as revenge, you know you’ve gone too far. This stepmom had had a taste of parenthood for only three years after marrying a man who had a son from a previous marriage. Juggling co-parenting was awkward enough, but this new stepmom had ridiculous demands that had the gall to put into writing. 

The biomom laughed away her shock on Reddit’s r/AmItheAngel subreddit, sharing the most ludicrous demands from the custody paperwork before laying out the most perfect payback imaginable. Sorry, but my son will not refer to you as his «bonus primary parent,» and he will certainly continue wearing the color blue despite its «overstimulating nature.»