When did spooky season become breakup season?

What’s scarier than a haunted house on a dark, chilly fall evening? Getting dumped while dressed as Cousin It from The Addams Family! True story… A complete wig fit with hair everywhere and a little bowler hat, and that was that. Have you ever cried with your face underneath a wig?? It’s horrible. 

When breakups happen, they always appear to happen in waves. You break up, and then you meet five other people who also just got dumped. Why does it happen like that? Nobody knows. Breakups are a horror story all on their own, so actually, it’s pretty on-brand to happen during spooky season. Now, the rainy grey days and the sun setting earlier can match how you feel on the inside. What do you think is scarier: breaking up with the worst person you ever dated and finally freeing yourself or being forced to break up with someone you have never loved more because the timing was off? Truly, the second one. How do you even get over a breakup like that?…