Explain Like I’m 35: What is Onika Burger? (March 12, 2023)

The struggle for the most powerful group on social media is a hard-fought one. There’s nothing that people with irrevocable screen-based brain damage screens want more than that sweet, sweet clout, one of the few things that unites all generations online.  While fame might be one of the greatest drivers, it’s often strength in numbers …
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Explain Like I’m 35: What Is a Puriteen? (March 5, 2023)

Innocence? The internet has never heard of her. All screen addicts are one surreptitious search or mistaken scroll away from seeing something NSFW, which may or may not be of the mentally scarring kind. The terrifying variety of Rule 34 is never far away, and plenty of people are comfortable with oversharing every aspect of …
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Explain Like I’m 35: Why Are Biden, Trump and Obama Playing Minecraft Together? (February 25, 2023)

So far, 2023 is shaping up as the year of artificial intelligence. All us luddites have been schooled on the many wonders of our robotic friends, from their essay writing skills to their ability to draw cartoonish-looking women in bikinis. Every major tech company seems to be releasing their own version of the golden child of …
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Explain Like I’m 35: Are You a Soldier, Poet, or King? (February 18, 2023)

People on the internet have long been obsessed with defining themselves via increasingly niche communities. Ever since the days of GeoCities and forums, individuals have found ways to show that they’re not like the other girls.  As children of the online, it was inevitable that Gen Z would take this even further than any other …
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Explain Like I’m 35: What is Borg? (February 11, 2023)

Kids these days, with their TikToks and Minecrafts. Do they even know how to have good old-fashioned substance abusing fun any more? The media would have us believe that the younger generations are abstemious little angels that are getting less wasted than ever before. Perhaps this is true statistically, but it’s hard to think that …
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Millennial Helpfully Explains How Gen Z Use Emojis Differently

Language is one of the most obvious ways in which one generation separates itself from another. Fashion, music, and politics take a while to change with the times, but new ways of communicating can be thought up in a matter of moments. These days, all it takes is being in the right place and at …
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Cracked Explains ‘Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City’

The entire Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City reboot movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding stuck in one, extremely inconvenient marriage therapy session with his clone. Hopefully this reboot doesn’t get a reboot sequel.