Parenting may be a struggle, but it’s all worth it when they say something hilarious like «Was everything in black and white when you were a kid?» Or «Why do you have so many lines on your face mama?» Or «Your hair used to be blonde and now it’s gray.» If kids are good at …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 12, 2024)

Parents have a difficult task this time of year, pretending to do their jobs at work, ushering their kids through the end of the school semester, and convincing them to still eat turkey sandwiches every day. It’s a weird in-between time when the holidays are really starting to kick into gear but yet there are …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 5, 2024)

Happy Turkey Day, parents. Today is about celebrating all you’re thankful for, especially the fact that you fed your kids a normal dinner before Thanksgiving dinner so they wouldn’t crash out after eating half a dinner roll and one green bean. Thanksgiving is usually a family holiday, which means lots of quality time with your …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 28, 2024)

When the sun goes down at 4 pm… that’s when you truly lock in as a parent. You’re exhausted from work and you’re ready to go to bed, but you somehow have to both help the kids with their homework make them dinner and get them ready for bed. All while feeling like it’s already …
Seguir leyendo 30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 21, 2024)

Parenting is all about compromise. Before you become a parent, you have all sorts of highfalutin ideas about what kind of parent you’ll be. You’ll only feed them home-cooked organic meals, you’ll never be cross with them and only use positive reinforcement, and you won’t allow them to go on the internet before they’re in …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 14, 2024)

Being a parent can take a lot out of you. Kids can drain you of your energy until you have nothing left to give, and then they get a cold. It never stops. This is why self-care as parents is incredibly important. You need moments to yourself, even if it’s only when you’re in the …
Seguir leyendo 30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 7, 2024)

Happy Halloween parents… It’s the one day of the year when you’re legally allowed to steal at least 15% of your child’s candy and call it the «chaperone tax.» Technically you can do that any day of the year but it’s especially encouraged today. Today you get a pass, especially if you take your kid …
Seguir leyendo 30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 31, 2024)

If you’re a parent in America this time of year, odds are you’re helping your child pick out their Halloween costume, and they’ve changed their idea at least 3 times already. Back in the day, we used to just cut some hole in a big white sheet and call ourselves ghosts. Nowadays everyone wants a …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 24, 2024)

When you become a parent, everything becomes your fault. Your kid gets the common cold? Somehow your fault for not making them wash their hands enough. You put vegetables on their plate? Somehow your fault for ruining dinner. You buy them a new pair of shoes? Somehow your fault that they’re a little bit too …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 17, 2024)