The rewards of parenting can be simple in deed but huge in impact, like watching your kid make a friend in the playground. Or seeing them paint a picture and give it to you to hang on the fridge. Or hearing from their teachers that they helped another student with a difficult problem. These are …
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Parenting is sort of like the Olympics. Keeps you awake during odd hours, makes you care about things you never knew existed, and gives you good small-talk content. Except that the (summer) Olympics only happen every four years. Parenting is… forever. Even when your kid turns 18 and they’re no longer legally your responsibility, odds …
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Being a parent is all about expecting the unexpected, as Julie Chen, the host of Big Brother always says. You can plan and plan all you’d like, but one day your kid is going to look at you and ask you why you have so many lines on your face, and you’ll have to take …
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Going on vacation with your kids shouldn’t count as a full vacation. Because parenting never stops, even if you’re in a tropical locale with a wide-brimmed hat on. Your kids still need sunscreening, entertaining, and making sure they have their floaties on if they’re going to venture into the deep end of the pool. You …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 25, 2024)

There are things you do as a parent that you probably never anticipated doing in your adult life. For example, you probably thought you’d never have to know what Skibidi Toilet is or means, but if you have a child who is so inclined, you might be deeply familiar with the term. You also probably …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 18, 2024)

There’s nothing like the heat of summer when you’re a kid. It’s the perfect opportunity to eat dripping popsicles, play with the garden hose, and run around the neighborhood gathering knee scrapes. The heat doesn’t bother you when you’re a kid. You just sweat and don’t think a thing about it. When you’re an adult, …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 11, 2024)

Today is the day you let your kid play with fireworks. Just kidding, unless… The Fourth of July is so fun as a kid. It’s peak summertime fun. I used to spend all day running around my neighborhood with my kid friends, lighting sparklers, getting a sugar rush from those red white, and blue rocket …
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The world changes so quickly that you’re probably facing conundrums as a parent that you never expected you would have to face. When you were young, imagining having a family of your own, you had no way of anticipating that one day you’d have to decide how much CoComelon you’d let your child watch. Or …
Seguir leyendo 30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (June 27, 2024)

Parenting is a job that never stops. With most jobs, you get to clock out at the end of the day, put your belongings into your briefcase, and go home. Sure, some intense jobs might require longer hours, working on your off time, and carrying stress even when you’re off. But parenting is that kind …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (June 20, 2024)