Stan Twitter is such a funny place to spend your teenage years. It can be a good outlet for teens with nowhere else to scream about how Nicki Minaj outsold Cardi, but it can also take over their lives if they’re not too careful. I was able to balance being on RuPaul’s Drag Race stan Twitter and going to football games during my teenage years. I think it’s because I only used that account as a void to shout into about how Kim Chi was robbed instead of using it as my primary form of social interaction. Kids who do the latter tend to get a bit batty regarding their hot takes. The teen (if they’re actually a teen and not just an incredibly skilled troll) at the center of this story has probably spent a little too much time on stan Twitter, as evidenced by their claims that they’re terrified of singer Sabrina Carpenter.