Another day, another anxiety! Once again your hunter-gatherer ancestors are shining their minds eye down on your from the heavens, wondering why you’re having a panic attack in the grocery store. Well, they changed their layout again for the 3rd time this year and quite frankly, as a creature of habit, you can’t imagine meandering down the wrong aisle (again…) for that carton of eggs you need. And you absolutely despise turning down the chip aisle and discovering that it’s full of Gatorade! Your heart can’t take much more of this hoodwinkery and the mysterious unknowns. There’s enough of that out in the real world. 

So yes, Grandpa, I know you fought it two wars and were raised on a farm growing your own produce, but for people these days, the battles aren’t on the outside, they’re on the inside. At least we can all LOL about it with out therapists. For last week’s batch of anxiety memes, click here.