I really try not to prefer any one season above the others. In my eyes, they all have their benefits, as well as the opportunity to dust off a whole other section of my wardrobe for a couple of months. However, I can’t help but have it out for fall and winter for one reason, and one reason alone: the big old sack that tapes my body together starts drying up the moment the thermometer drops. 

It’s not that I don’t moisturize, or exfoliate, or not drink enough fluids. I’m mostly faithful to these routines, and still the dreaded flakiness curses me every year. At least there are memes out there that understand my pain. They can do what countless bottles of lotion cannot, which is inject some humor into the situation. If only they helped with the skincare side of things, too. I’m still holding out for that miracle product.