When you turn thirty years old, people start to look at you differently. Friends will moan and look for fine lines at the corners of your eyes when you say you were born before 1993, cashiers don’t even check your ID anymore, and you use $250 worth of night serums every month. The time has come to admit the inevitable– you’re old. 

Your friends might call it «Flirty Thirty» or «Perdy Thirty», we all know that the feeling you get when you crack your eyes open and shift your painful, rickety body to the side of the bed every morning, it’s more like «Dirty Thirty«. When did you knees start aching all the time and since when do you look forward to tax season every year? Although it might have snuck up on you, this decade is going to be the one when you finally get all your shiz together. If not, this adulting thing may not be for you.