It’s no secret that recent years have seen Google decline in quality. For several different reasons, it can be hard to get decent search results without tagging ‘Reddit’ at the end of many different search terms. 

That said, one of its features that remains invaluable is the feature that allows you to review local businesses. Even now, we can see almost the entirety of the human experience expressed through those intrepid individuals who choose to offer their thoughts about the services they have purchased on the world’s most popular search engine. 

Most of us have relied on these wordsmiths from time to time, but it’s not every day that we do this in a way that stops us in our tracks. However, when it does it becomes perfect viral fodder. The very best Google reviews are instant internet classics. The examples below can only aspire to be in that pantheon.