Awwww heck, here we go again. The years really do start coming and don’t stop coming. Why didn’t about tell us when we were kids that existing was going to be so exhausting? Like, what do you mean I have to feed myself THREE times a day?? And with «healthy» foods so I don’t have a vitamin or nutrition deficiency cause then I’ll feel sick?? This is ridiculous. You’re telling me I have to be awake and then sleep and do that cyclically for the rest of my life?? Why can’t I just be dandelion enjoying the breeze? No thoughts, just whoooooosh. That sounds so much nicer than whatever the heck it is I’m doing now. 

Do you have thoughts like this? Are you finding human existence exhausting? Then you might be entitled to hilarious dark-humored memes that you’ll therapist will love and LOL to (and also maybe a little concerned about)!