Welcome to Small Talk City—An introvert’s worst nightmare. Stuck in the grocery store line behind a chatty Kathy is only half as bad as being caught in her grasp. As you struggle to break free of how-do-you-do’s and trivial pleasantries, you can’t help but wonder what got you into this mess in the first place. Reminded of the empty fridge you have at home and the grumbling tummy that’s getting tired of takeout, you realize that it was society’s necessities that drew you away from the comforts of home. 

After only a few minutes of socializing, any introvert’s social battery is fully drained, awaiting the return to their safe haven at home where the covers are always inviting, the couch is always cozy, and the pants are elastic around the waistband. At home, we’re happy and comfortable, so it’s about time we embrace the loner lifestyle and lean into it a little bit. 

Keep scrolling for this week’s collection of relatable introvert memes that’ll have you checking your peephole for neighbors before walking outside your home. canceling