We only have a limited number of hours in a day. Ideally, we use eight hours for working and eight hours for sleeping. That’s already 16/24 hours busy doing something that isn’t scrolling through memes! If you want to be the best of the best at scrolling through memes all day, here’s what you’ve got to do. You need to secure a job where your work only takes an hour a week to complete, ideally, a remote position. If you are sly enough to get away with scrolling through memes for 39 hours of the workweek, you’re already ahead of 99% of your competition. You need to abandon all friends, family, or dating commitments that get in the way of your scrolling. Lastly, you need to reduce your sleep time to only a couple of hours a night. Only then can you finally reach your potential as a professional meme scroller.