God, it’s so annoying when people are all up in your business. Not to sound like a millennial, but did I invite you to my BBQ? No? THEN WHY ARE YOU ALL UP IN MY GRILL?? Like, mind your own business. Go sip your own tea. Let me live my life however I want to live my life. It has nothing to do with you. You are not entitled to the details of every step I make. Lordy lord. 

That being said, please tell me every detail about everything spicy. It is different why I get the intel. It’s not nosy when I’m getting the tea, it’s just being informed. It’s very different!… Okay, listen here, you. Let’s just both sip on our tea and mind our own business about other people’s business—we can even meme about it!