I would’ve sworn the Monopoly man had a monocle, Pikachu had a black-tipped tail, and the Fruit of the Loom logo had that little basket thing behind it.

Like not «maybe,» not «I think», no. I knew it. I’ve seen it, I remember it, I could picture it perfectly in my head. And now suddenly I’m supposed to accept that none of that is real? These pictures don’t just prove you wrong, they make you feel like you’ve been living in a slightly different version of reality this whole time.