There is no wrong way to eat an egg, there is only the right way to you. How you like your eggs says a lot about what you’re like as a person. For instance, I like my eggs scrambled French style, cooked on low for so long that you almost lose faith that they’re cooking at all until it magically starts to cook and you’re left with the creamiest, most savory eggs in town. I think this says that I’m patient, and not afraid to delay gratification. 

If you like your eggs boiled, that might mean that you’re utilitarian and value being prepared. If you like your eggs poached it might mean that you have a sensitive heart, easily punctured. If you like your eggs sunny side up it might mean that you have nothing to hide and you like everything out in the open. If you don’t like eggs then… what are you doing in this meme list?