Each stage of life presents new struggles. When you’re a kid, you’re annoyed that you can’t do whatever you want (AKA eat candy for dinner). When you’re a teen, you rage against your parents’ rules. When you’re a young adult, you’re frustrated with how broke you are, and when you’re married, you’re stifling back screams when your partner turns off the lights too loud. At every stage, there’s something new with which to grapple . 

Marriage is an interesting one because (outside of taking care of children) it’s the one that requires you to consider someone else in everything you do. When you’re a kid, you get to be selfish. When you’re married, a little selfishness goes a long way (in a bad way). But luckily these tweets get it, and they’re here to help you through. So if you’re fresh out the honeymoon or long past the 7-year itch, you’ll get a kick out of these.