With the horrors of Earth clouding our vision down here on the surface, it’s irresistible for us to not look up into the night sky. Space is more than just a collection of demoted planets, space junk, and blinking stars– according to the ancients, there’s a goat up there, some guy’s belt, and a couple of ladles. In all seriousness, I think that space could be the final frontier of the world. If only we could send more phallic-shaped spacecraft up there, spending trillions of dollars to send a billionaire past the stratosphere for 3 minutes, using enough fossil fuels to burn down the Amazon rainforest in one fell swoop. But the sparkling stars must be so much brighter when you’re only 4.23 light years away from it instead of 4.24 light years away, right? Regardless of the monetary expenses of space and the UFO’s and the alien drama, really what people want when they stare up into the infinite night is a world away from ours. A new planet that we can ravage and new lands to call our own. After the destruction we’ve left in our wake, humanity has earned a Planet B.

So if you’re planning to jet off to the new world in a space ship, or even if you just dream of the stars, here’s a lifetime-worth of meme provisions to get you through the nearest galaxy with a giggle.