If I could time travel, I don’t know if I would. Unless I was sure that nothing I did would disrupt the space-time continuum, I couldn’t go anywhere. What if I make a wrong move and erase myself from existence? It’s happened before. Remember Mikey Pladabian? No? Exactly…

If I suddenly had the ability to time travel, though, the first thing I would do would be to win the lottery. Then I would come back to my own time as a multi-millionaire and probably never time travel again. Okay, maybe I would go back in time to watch Jeff Buckley perform at the beginning of his career. But maybe my very presence in the room would mean that he somehow never performed again and I’d be robbing the world of his music? See? There are too many questions and quandaries that come up when you start to talk like this.