«Is mayonnaise an instrument?» 

There are a few universal truths in life that withstand the test of time and follow you from childhood and into adulthood. One: we will never quite understand the secret behind a perfect Krabby Patty (which doesn’t mean we won’t continue to look for it endlessly, no matter what). Two: SpongeBob SquarePants is the wisest philosopher of our generation, and we should always listen to the «inner machinations» of his mind that «are an enigma.» So, when life is getting a little too complicated, just turn to an always trusty SpongeBob episode, and we can assure you will find the answers that you’re looking for. Well, as long as the question goes along the lines of: Do you need a license to drive a sandwich? (No, you don’t). If you think about it, that tape of wisdom applies to many, if not all, areas of life. Do you need a license to see memes while you’re supposed to be working? No, you don’t. Do you need a license to watch all SpongeBob episodes on repeat even though you’re way past its target audience? You absolutely don’t. Just saying.

On Mondays, you might feel like a Squidward, as you contemplate the imminent loneliness that awaits you forever, while you wonder why you must be miserable every eleven minutes. Some other days, you might connect with the Patrick in you, who’s a genius, but is better known as Patrick. We know you have definitely been a Plankton before, as you say goodbye to everyone and promise to remember them in therapy. Whatever your inner SpongeBob spiritual character is, there is no doubt that you belong under the sea (and that a little Mr. Krabs lives in you too, but that is a discussion for a different day).

So, feed your Gary at home and let yourself «be ready» for the ultimate SpongeBob meme list, which will have you craving ice cream and «A five-letter word for happiness» (Money). If you decide to take these teachings to heart, start with this one: «All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original.»