Once you become an adult, you stop growing for the most part. You might grow or shrink horizontally, but vertically you’re out of luck. I’m the same height that I was in the 7th grade, which would be pretty lame for me if I weren’t 5’11. But I am 5’11, so my life is extremely awesome. 

There are parts of our body that will always grow. Our hair, for one, will grow from the time we’re babies until the time we’re literally in a coffin. If you’re a baldy who doesn’t think that’s true, consider the parts of your hair that you wish would stop growing, but won’t stop. Every bald guy I know has the hairiest legs, back, or ears I’ve ever seen. Your fingernails also continue to grow posthumously, which freaks me out. If you want memes that keep growing with just a little bit of water and fertilizer, you’ve come to the right place.