Twitter is a fantastic waste of time, and I mean that as a compliment. We all need ways to «waste» or «time» every now and again. Isn’t it ours to spend in the first place? Why are we acting like it belongs to someone else and we’re spending it incorrectly? It was always mine and maybe scrolling through a bunch of jokes during my lunch break is exactly how I want to spend it. It’s a free country after all. 

And when you’re in the mood to fritter away those precious hours, Twitter will do the job perfectly. It keeps you engaged with its quotes and notes and hot takes and sound bytes. And it keeps you informed so you know what all the Zoomers at work are talking about and you’ll never feel old. Plus, some of our favorite tweeters are on there. Like Cher. Don’t know what I mean? Look up her tweets.