All right, fellas, I think my memes and I can take it from here. I appreciate all the work you and your little podunk team of scrappy memes have done on the case, but you must leave the bulk of the work to the big dogs. This is probably the biggest case your team has ever seen. Meanwhile, my boys and I are dealing with high-profile situations like this 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Maybe your memes can drive down to the local Dunkin to get us donuts and coffee, but I think that’s about all you’re prepared for. This case is grisly, and I wouldn’t expect some memes from a small town like yours to be able to fully grasp the next steps to take. In the meantime, why don’t you scroll through my memes and get to know them? I promise they’re not as scary as they look.