Americans think that we’re on top of the world. We’re patriots, we’re loud, and we can fry up just about anything and call it ‘food’. Although we may be scoffed at by the rest of the world for our impolite nature, rowdy behavior, and general red-white-and-blueness, we’ve got some special things going on over here in the 50 United States of America. In the USA, we’ve got monster trucks, we have chocolate covered bacon, we have Buccee’s, and we have free refills on fountain drinks. We have hotdogs that never spoil, we have crushed ice, and fireworks for a gender reveal. We’ve got fighter jets, air conditioning, sky-high freeways, and Taco Bell/KFC drive thru’s with more cuisine selections than the local Walmart. So if you want to get 250% of your daily value of memes that only an American can enjoy, this collection is for you. 

Because the European mind simply cannot comprehend what’s coming up next…