Hello, internet friends. We’re back with another big batch of the best clever tweets from the past couple weeks. It’s hard to keep up with Twitter sometimes, especially when you’ve got things to do and places to be. Who the hell has time to scroll through Twitter all day to sift through all the BS for the good stuff? Well, we do! Lucky for you, we’ve collected the funny Twitter gems so that you don’t have to waste any time on the dreaded bird app. You’re welcome.