Child support isn’t a high-return investment portfolio, but most grown adults are aware of that when they decide to have a child. Knowing the kid is going to be a financial burden instead of an asset, paying to care for your child is a bit of a no-brainer, but the selfish and lazy dad in this next story—a real deadbeat if you ask me—wanted his money back after his daughter grew up. 

Sorry, Dad, but that’s not how child support works.