Variety is the spice of life, eh? Well, my life is bland as hell. Something like all those memes about how white people don’t season their food. I do season my food, but I spend most of my time at a sterile desk in a mind-numbing open office plan, wondering when the I’ll be free from this incredibly boring  cyclical hell. I could quit my job, but listen. I’ve got cats to feed. And I couldn’t do that to them. So instead of saying «F*ck you, I quit,» I’m here, typing away about nothing, and supplying the general public with moderately entertaining memes. It’s not much, but it’s honest work.