We love a good self-burn. If you can’t roast yourself and laugh at yourself, then you’re going to have a rough time existing. Life is hard enough as it is, you have to be able to laugh at some things in order to survive. It can be dark and cold out there and feel like everyone is against you, you might as well take control of that situation and make fun of yourself. Those are our favorite kind of stand-up comedians too—the ones who can make fun of themselves! So when you come across a self-burn in the wild, you better share it with the class! That’s what the internet is for. 

This story comes from a very tall woman who likes to pay the «tall tax.» That’s what she calls it whenever she helps someone who isn’t tall enough to reach something or do something out of reach. She lends her tall-person aid. In this case, she got rewarded with a hilarious dark comedy self-roast.