Katy Perry is about to go into space. That is a real news item, not a premise for a really campy direct-to-streaming sci-fi movie. Think about all the people who were adults before man first landed on the moon in 1969. What if you told them that years in the future, they would send a pop star out into orbit? A beloved pop star who yes, has had her career ups and downs, but who would still be considered one of the top pop icons of her generation. 

We’re sending her up there with Jeff Bezos. And I’m just supposed to move on with my life like nothing happened? This is the truth of when reality becomes science fiction. We’ve lost the plot of regular humanity and now only know how to do things kooky-style. What’s next, they’re going to clone Taylor Swift? Wait, maybe they already have. The Eras tour was a heck of a lot of work.