When your family is planning a once-in-a-blue-moon family vacation, you’d hope that they’d get their head count correct—nobody wants to share a room with their little brother or distant uncle twice removed. Once someone who’s attending has to opt for the pullout couch instead of having their own private quarters, don’t expect them to attend still. After all, sleeping on the living room couch, not only by yourself, but with a boyfriend, means you have to sacrifice your own privacy while everyone else gets sleep without worrying about being woken up at the crack of dawn because somebody was craving ice cream at 5 AM.

The daughter in this next story is expected to sleep on the pullout couch during her family vacation with her boyfriend because her aunt miscounted the number of people going. Even when the daughter suggests she rent a place nearby, her family insists that she’s going to ruin the trip. Well, if they think that, then the daughter might not go at all. Scroll to read.