Whew! It’s finally over; the grueling sound of the bell between classes and jotting down last-minute homework assignments before homeroom. If you’ve just graduated from college, then you probably won’t miss getting up for a lecture after a night out at the fraternity. Those lecture halls, no matter how big, have a funny way of making you feel like everyone is staring at you… Nothing to see here, prof!

The cap and gown you ordered for way too much money fit you like a potato sack; it’s 90 degrees in the spring, and there was a torrential downpour while you were doing your hair. All is well, though—you’ve finally made it. The next chapter of your life awaits, and it’s only a matter of time before you’re wishing you were right back where you started to do it all again. Time just keeps chuggin’ on, so make the most of it while you can! Oh, and make sure you get some good graduation gifts…