The dog days of summer are finally officially upon us. The days stretch out before us like cats stretching in that little patch of sunlight. When we get off work a million possibilities unfold before us. Should we go to the park and have a little picnic? Should we call a friend and go get an Aperol Spritz at a local cafe? No, it’s too hot. Plus, we know exactly what we’re going to do. We’re going to blast the AC in our room and boot up our favorite mystery game. We want to spend the summer solving puzzles, unlocking new places on the map, and making sweet sweet progress. 

This is when all the 14-year-olds we play against have the most free time so we’re not going to let them surpass us. No, they already make us feel old by saying «Sigma» or whatever. We don’t need them pwning us during summer break too.