iPad time doesn’t look too bad now, does it?

Let’s go down memory lane and back to our childhood for a second. Life is simple, and there aren’t many things to keep you occupied. Just nature, school, and learning new things at home. Boredom was never really an issue, especially because your brain cells were always active and thinking about what to do next. Constantly wanting to experiment with day-to-day things, triggered by the never-ending question in your head: how can I create something nobody has ever seen? Only one obstacle was really: your parents. «Don’t touch this, don’t move that». It felt like an infinite list of don’ts that completely occluded your creative expression. So it seemed at least, until you became the parent yourself. 

Now, rather forcefully, you get it. So when Saturday morning hits, you’re just trying to get a little extra sleep after being sleep-deprived all week (all month if we’re honest). Only one problem: the house feels quiet. A little too quiet. The mental list starts rolling (one that comes from personal experience, may we add, and the things you used to think about yourself as a kid). Are the markers locked away? Are the doors locked? Windows closed? Oven off? Check after check, it starts to feel like maybe you’re overreacting. Maybe you’re being a little paranoid. Everything is fine, everyone is fine, you can sleep away your Saturday morning… or not. A sound. Something crashing downstairs. A suspicious movement rattles you awake. In seconds, you have teleported to the living room. You won’t be sleepy no more after this, we promise. Suddenly, your recently cleaned couch is now a chocolate-covered inedible pastry. The walls look like a Picasso composition, and the floor- oh, the floor. Maybe think about getting the cheap tiles next time. Overall, it looks like an avant-garde experiment just unfolded under your not-so-vigilant watch. In the middle of it, the artist. A toddler with a little too much free time and too many ideas.

We know your kid has been behind some of the greatest home decor you’ve ever experienced. Because they have more ideas than you, we built a very useful collection to tell you exactly where they might go next. That said, be sure to lock the toilet paper too. When everything eventually gets decorated without your consent anyway, at least now you’re officially part of a very exclusive cleaning help group that is never bored. Cheers.