Is it time to jump back into the dating pool yet? 

Lately, dating has gotten…weird. Yes, there is a very slim chance that dating is not actually weird, and that I am the problem here, but we are going to ignore that possibility altogether. 

As I said, dating has gotten weird. Some people could say this is not a recent phenomenon, but that it has always been an art that we are not all skilled at. For all those couples who have been together forever, please do tell how you manage. Also, congratulations on being social butterflies and perfect and all. Must be nice. 

For all of you single people of the world, nice to meet you. If you’re in fact trying to meet someone special, I have come to make your life easier. I’m afraid I cannot actually give you any dating advice because a magician never reveals their secrets. Also, because I don’t have secrets…or dating advice of any sort, who knows how these things happen, better go ask someone who’s happily married or something. That said, some people would say my humor is unmatched (yes, mostly my mom, who cares). So, I’ve decided to use this superpower for the greater good and share this collection of dating memes with you. Turns out, being funny takes you places. Maybe not «dating» type of places, but places. Feel free to share them with your crush, and please do tell me how it goes. If it works for you, it might work for me, but I’d rather you tried first.