Halloween is right around the corner and I’m going to do something pretty high concept for my costume this year. Yup, I think I’m going to go as a well-adjusted adult who gets eight hours of sleep a night, plenty of exercise, has a decent salary with benefits, a house, a healthy relationship with food and alcohol, and a bright future ahead of them. Should be pretty spooky to those who know me—»I hardly recognized you!» they’ll probably say. It’ll be a real challenge to put this costume together, but I think it’ll be a huge hit. Good thing I have plenty of time to try and get into character. What will you be for Halloween this year?

Until Halloween finally comes, I’ll just keep on collecting funny memes for all you terminally online scrollers out there. Here’s a huge helping of random memes that have nothing to do with each other.