If there’s one thing kids have no lack of, it’s imagination. Hell, they create entire languages with one another. So when @Jon_Bois asked his Twitter followers to share «the most outrageous lie another kid ever told you when you were a kid,» the results, while incredibly entertaining, were hardly surprising to us. Of course a kid would tell his friends he spent his absent days fighting Shredder of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fame. And of course people believed him. Imaginative and gullible kids are truly a blessing to the the world. And here’s a crap load of their amusing lies in one convenient place.