Astrology Memes For Amateur Astrologists

It’s been one whole week since we’ve been taken out of Mercury in retrograde, and I am so relieved. I feel so much better than I did before, and I don’t even know why. I really shouldn’t pretend to be an astrology expert when I fully am not one, but I can’t help it! It’s just too much fun. Whenever I meet girls at the bar, they ask me my sun, moon, and rising sign, and I tell them «Libra Sun, Taurus Moon, and Scorpio Rising » without any hesitation. Then they tell me theirs, and we both earnestly attempt to muster up some commentary about it. That’s a lot easier if we share a moon or rising sign, but if we don’t, it’s a bit more complicated. I might bring up that I have a friend or family member who is an Aquarius or an Aries, and we’ll take it from there. Even if nothing really comes of this conversation, the girls at least know I’m in the know about my big three and isn’t that the most important way to make connections in this day and age? 

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