Good morning starshine! The earth says hello! If you’ve clicked on this article, I have reason to believe you are an individual of the astrological persuasion. If so, welcome! This is a safe space for you. 

I never really understood why people were such haters of astrology. If you’re a guy who has preemptively judged for your astrological sign by women, that could be an impetus for rage. But let’s be honest: if you’re an Aries, and your crush is a Cancer, and she rejects you because of that, you dodged a bullet: trust me. To me, it seems like 99% of the time, guys who hate astrology don’t really have a valid reason for it. They just think it’s stupid that women believe in something so earnestly. And to that, I say, «that’s lame.» Do I truly believe that being a Libra makes me uniquely balanced? Probably not, but it is fun to discuss when the inevitable Zodiac conversation comes up.