Last night’s Bachelor premiere introduced Pilot Pete to thirty ladies who were thirsty for love – and probably fame. Going into the episode we have to admit we thought it would be boring. But the producers manage to pack a whole lot of twists, turns, and laughs into the marathon three hour premiere. The most dramatic moments of the night were tied into the return (or multiple returns) of Hannah B, the Bachelorette from Alabama who blindsided Pete by sending him home not long after a prolific tryst in a god dang windmill!
While the producers of the show seem to have worked some of their black magic to reel Hannah «Roll Tide» Brown back in, we’re honestly rooting for the bold and sassy Tammy. Judging by Peter’s behavior, however, the final rose will probably go to Hannah A. or Madison, who received the first impression rose and the first one-on-one date, respectively. We can speculate all we want, but as we wait for next week’s drama, we’re content to scroll through these memes and tweets.