The latest James Bond adventure, No Time to Die, had its US release last Thursday – to mostly good reviews. The film, which sends Bond on a mission to rescue a kidnapped scientist, is Daniel Craig’s final stint as the British Secret Service agent. While we still think Idris Elba should be taking over, one …
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20+ Boozy Memes Because It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere
We’re not exaggerating when we say that 2020 made us all want to drink a little more. There are statistics to prove it. And now that 2021 is off to a great start we’re kind of stuck in the same place. While alcohol might not be the answer to the year’s problems or our life …
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Guy Drinks Chipotle Lemonade, Ends Up With DUI
A sacrifice we all make when we eat out anywhere is that we don’t really know what’s going into our food, and the same goes for drinks, too. You might think it’s harder to mess up a soda than a combo meal, but that’s not always the case, as one man recently found out. In …
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Oh No, Mountain Dew Is Making Alcohol Now
Good news for mall goths, skater boys and mom’s basement dwellers: Mountain Dew has announced an alcohol range. Coming in three flavors and hitting the 5% mark, Hard Mountain Dew won’t hit the shelves until early 2022. Nonetheless, news of its imminent arrival has still made an impression on the internet. Some were horrified at …
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Drunk & Morning After Texts That Are Both Entertaining And Dubious
It’s been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sh*t just doesn’t get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. Warning: We’re aware …
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Man Gets Caught In 4K With Audacious Drink Smuggling Attempt
When it comes to ways of trying to drink in secret, there are varying degrees of stupidity. Unfortunately, many methods veer towards the extremely dumb end of the scale, as one viral video has recently proved. Sullying the name of Mets fans everywhere, eyebrows have been raised at somebody’s attempt to pull off a clumsy …
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32 Boozy Memes For People Who Love The Sauce
The pandemic has been a real downer for social life in general, but especially for those who used to frequent the local watering hole to get their fix of social engagement. It can be pretty chill to drink at home, but sometimes a low-key glass of wine and some Netflix doesn’t quite hit like slamming …
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New White Claw Drink Triggers Hilarious Four Loko Nostalgia
White Claw is getting a boozy makeover with its newest hard seltzer ‘Surge’ and the news has many reminiscing about the original Four Loko, notorious for its chaotic recipe consisting of taurine, guarana, caffeine and at one point, wormwood. The caffeinated iteration of the fabled ‘premium malt beverage’ was discontinued in 2010 after a series …
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Dude’s Hands-Free Drinking Trick Is Pure Genius
St. Patrick’s Day is around the corner, and this dude’s party trick is just what you need to impress the whole bar whilst celebrating. We’re just wishing we’d seen it sooner.
People Imagine What 2020 Would Look Like As A Cocktail
The interminable disappointment and disaster we humans have brought upon ourselves throughout history is certainly nothing new, but 2020 has been like a giant mirror reflecting our failure as a species back at us. As the global pandemic just keeps truckin’ on into the new year, people are dealing with the darkness in different ways. …
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