In my younger years, I worked as a waitress to support myself. My eight-hour shift at the restaurant would be followed by a job working in retail till the early hours of the morning. To be honest, though, I wasn’t very good at being a waitress, and I didn’t particularly love my work there either. …
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31 Christmas Memes for Furiously Festive Carolers Snowballing Their Way Through the Holidays
The countdown has started! Just twelve days to Christmas! Christmas has always been my favorite holiday. I mean, all of my favorite things condensed into one day—amazing food, music, family, gifts, love, and snow. Nowadays, however, Christmas has changed significantly. As an adult, it is now my duty to transform Christmas into a magical winter …
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‘$20 for a calendar’: Married couple jokingly does a «Dude-oir» photoshoot starring the husband, accidentally scoring epic pictures as a result
It’s boudoir, but for grizzled, hairy-chested men
‘I love you more’: Wholesome Dump of Flirty Funnies That Prove That Memes are the New Love Letters
If you’ve spent a whole day apart from the love of your life, by the time you walk through your door, you’re bursting with pink hearts, tummy fuzzies, and love-energy that simply cannot be contained. Sure, you’ve sent each other memes all day (which is obviously the truest measurement of infatuation) and you never really …
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Wholesome 94 Year Old Grandpa Lives His Best Life, Chugging Margaritas and Eating Guacamole With a Spoon First Thing in the Morning
This man is a legend
Voluptuous Diet Memes for Thicc Folks Failing to Achieve Their Summer Body in Time for Pool Days
It’s perfectly normal to gain a few pounds in the winter months. That’s when all the ‘cookie holidays’ are, that’s when you’re wearing the bulkiest clothes, and that’s when the weather is so depressing that you can fully justify eating an entire birthday cake for lunch. However, since it’s no longer jacket weather, slim thicc …
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Funniest New Years Resolution Memes for People With No Goals
Are you one of those people who’s had the same New Year’s resolution for the last 10 years? It turns out that you’ve suspiciously never accomplished anything! Why didn’t the changing of the calendar year change your entire life, habits, and outlook on life? If you can live with the fact that you simply have …
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NFL Memes For Football Fiends
We’re finally back into the groove of football season, which makes me think about how I first got into football. I became a fan at my high school games, soaking up the Friday Night Lights that Texas does best. In college, I moved on to following the antics of the Big 10. Now that I’m …
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Couples Who Mastered The Ancient Art Of Trolling
These relationships are goals AF.