If you look through old texts on anybody’s phone, you’ll find a rich tapestry that illustrates some truth about who that person is. This is a massive shift from where texting was a mere 20 years ago. Back then, Ryan Seacrest had to beg us to text our votes for the next American Idol. Not …
Seguir leyendo The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (December 3, 2024)

It’s Thanksgiving week, and you know what that means! You’re going to have to text your parents a lot more than you have any other week in 2024. Thanksgiving can be such a pain because it’s such a blip of a holiday. You travel thousands of miles to see family to eat one meal together, …
Seguir leyendo The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (November 26, 2024)

There’s something about texting that can wash away the shame of the questions you’re asking. Think about it…if you look through your old texts, I’m sure you’ve sent messages you’d be ashamed to say aloud. I’m not just talking about those kinds of texts; I’m talking about any texts. Sometimes, I read back messages I’ve …
Seguir leyendo The Most Entertaining Parenting Posts of the Week (November 19, 2024)

As I sort through all sorts of parenting texts, I start to see some patterns emerge. It’s wild how many times I’ve seen texts from different parents that all basically say the same thing. They’re always sidestepping their past behavior and blaming their kid for distancing themselves from them. They are willing to insult and …
Seguir leyendo The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (November 12, 2024)

I am continually baffled by how some parents talk to their kids, particularly their daughters, about their bodies. I was lucky not to grow up in a household where my mom was constantly calling me fat, but I certainly knew some girls whose moms did exactly that. They are, what we digital natives call «almond …
Seguir leyendo The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (November 5, 2024)

If you ever thought that your parents were bad, watch Female Trouble. I am so grateful that I don’t have juvenile delinquent turned petty criminal turned international model turned death row inmate Dawn Davenport as my mother. If it weren’t a hilarious John Waters comedy, Female Trouble would be a harrowing tale of child endangerment. …
Seguir leyendo The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (October 29, 2024)

No parent is perfect. Every mom or dad will screw up at some point in their life in the 18 years it takes for an infant to become an adult, and best believe it won’t be without consequences for their kid. That era of the parent-child relationship is one I’m less interested in. What’s more …
Seguir leyendo The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (October 22, 2024)

I don’t understand why someone would pick a fight over texts when they could fight in real life. Having an honest-to-goodness argument face-to-face trumps typing on your little bitty cell phone any day of the week. The one advantage of fighting over text is that you have more time to think of an articulate, clever …
Seguir leyendo The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (October 15, 2024)

One of the best parts of texting is getting to keep receipts on exactly what someone has said to you. If you are talking to someone on the phone, you might not have the foresight to record your conversations before something comes up that is worth documenting (That, or you live in a state where …
Seguir leyendo The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (October 8, 2024)

Anonymous comments are known to bring out the worst in people. If you are scrolling TikTok, Instagram, or Reddit, you shouldn’t read the comments thoroughly and take them to heart. People will say awful things not because they believe them but to get a rise from their fellow commenters. Some trolls believe what they’re saying, …
Seguir leyendo The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (October 1, 2024)