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People Argue About Whether Keeping Found Money is Ethical in Divided Thread
When I was a teenager, some friends and I were hanging out in a park one evening when we came across a wallet lying in the grass. We opened it up to see if there was an ID and sure enough, there was, along with sixty bucks. Right away, we all agreed to bring it …
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Thread Thoroughly Outlines the Fascinating History of the Appalachian Mountains
Today I learned that the Appalachian Mountains are 480 million years old! That’s about 100 million years before animals walked on land, which explains why if you were to go digging around the Appalachian trail, you would only find the fossils of weird ancient ocean creatures, like trilobites. @AlexPetrovnia gave a thorough and fascinating history …
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New Yorkers Wade Through Literal Cesspools to Catch the Train
Leaving the house ten years ago: Keys. Wallet. Phone. Leaving the house in 2021: Keys. Wallet. Phone. Face mask. Hand sanitizer. Life vest. Canoe. Tetanus shot. As Hurricane Elsa puts NYC’s crumbling infrastructure to the test, New Yorkers are wading through toxic subterranean pools and flooded boroughs to get to point B. In a number …
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Skittles Is Getting Roasted For Their Gray ‘Pride Edition’ Candies
It’s Pride month, and we all know what that means. The world is celebrating the LGBTQ+ community – and brands are bending over backwards trying to show their solidarity. While some companies opt to create rainbow versions of their logos (ahem, Raytheon), others color-fy their home pages or offer special editions of their food products. …
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Gas Shortage Inspires Rumors of Bagged Gasoline & Roasty Tweets
If you’re at all connected to what’s going on in the world, you’re probably aware that many people in the United States seem to be worried about a gas shortage. Here in New York, the last time we had a gas shortage (after Hurricane Sandy) was pretty debilitating. Lines of cars sometimes went for miles, …
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Twitter Thread Imagines A Chaotic World Where The Avengers Are Real
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is one of the most popular franchises in the world…ever. The action-packed superhero movies draw huge crowds with their explosive fight scenes and impressive CGI. They’re thrilling to watch. After all, who doesn’t love to see the good guys fighting the good fight? But. What if the Avengers were real? What …
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‘Apology Dinners’ Are The Latest Concept To Perplex The Internet
In my family, apologies take time, and are delivered begrudgingly at best. They usually come in the form of a text, or an awkward exchange in a car or a doorway. These apologies end abruptly, with the issue swept under the rug for the victim to simply get over at their own pace. Normal, right? …
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Through The Power Of The Internet, Prancer The ‘Demonic’ Man-Hating Chihuahua Found A Home
Against all odds, Prancer the ‘demonic’ and seemingly un-adoptable chihuahua that went viral last month has finally found a home. While fostering Prancer, Tyfanee Fortuna had a difficult time getting anyone interested in adopting the rude little guy, so one day she decided to turn to brutal honesty. The lengthy but hilarious Facebook post Tyfanee …
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Steak-Umm Reignites Beef With Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Puns Ensue
It seems that Steak-Umm woke up today and chose violence. And while it isn’t the first time (their Twitter is pretty legendary), this mini-vendetta against Neil Degrasse-Tyson has been too funny to ignore. On Sunday, Degrasse-Tyson tweeted that «The good thing about Science is that it’s true, whether or not you believe in it.» The …
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