Damn, of all the things you could and should fake your own death for, LulaRoe apparel is not one of them. 

If you’re not familiar with the pyramid scheme that is LulaRoe, then first of all, you’re a lucky bastard. But in all seriousness, we’ve got you covered with copious examples of total LulaRoe fails.

In this wild ride of a story, a woman named Jennifer was apparently really desperate for a free LulaRoe dress called an  «Amelia.» So desperate, in fact, that she felt it appropriate to fake her own death in a Facebook group and get caught up in a whole web of lies. Yeah, we’re confused about it too…