We’ve come across a lot of unfortunate tales of choosy beggars while perusing the internet, but this entitled person is absolutely legendary. After this cheapskate aggressively attempts to commission a Queen-sized crocheted blanket, they balk at the price for materials and labor. When the knitter explains the $400 price tag for over 100 hours of knitting, the tightwad still complains that the cost is unreasonable, and stoops to petty abuse. Fortunately, the knitter (who doesn’t even make blankets for a living) ends up getting the last word.