Was «reading more» one of your failed New Year’s resolutions? Well, we’re going to let you in on a little secret: you don’t have to buy books to indulge in the creativity of wordsmiths. Turns out that you can consume clever witticisms all over the internet. You just have to know where to look. Fortunately, the subreddit r/brandnewsentence makes that mission a little easier. It’s a veritable hub of quirky writing that’s been harvested from Twitter, Tumblr, and even the dreaded hellscape that is Facebook. We’ve put together some of their finest examples of creative writing, but there’s loads more where these came from. Hell, they may even inspire you to get a little more funky with your own posts. Go crazy. We’re here for a good time, not a boring time.