After the influx of weirdo Twitter moms claiming their children have written theses on politics, philosophy, and the greater good, one would think people would be a little more careful about lying on the internet. But. Then one would be dead wrong. There are apparently tons of people who are willing to lie about «accidents» that have befallen them. We are not talking about lies about 2 year olds saying that the class system needs to change. Today we are talking about those «OMG how did my phone take a very well-composed picture of my ass when I dropped it?» kinds of lies. Those lies? Sure, they’re annoying. But they’re also entertaining in a way that is a bit less jarring than baby genius fictions.