Say what you want about how the internet has rotted everyone’s brains — we could argue that it’s encouraged countless people to grow more creative. In the endless race to get more clout, many people actually come up with the most insane sentences you could ever think of; sometimes, they hit gold and spin together words in such a very online way that it actually circles all the way back around to being innovative. We use our phones, laptops, and other internet-connected devices every day, but only sometimes do internet users create what should be looked at as a new form of poetry. 

These examples from Reddit’s r/BrandNewSentence community show just how creative people can be when given time and a QWERTY keyboard. From a hilarious elementary school creative writing assignment to musings on blood donations and a rat who retired from his job detecting landmines (yes, a real headline), these examples of creatively written sentences are sure to leave your mind spinning.

For more examples of the most bizarre things people say, here are 23 adults who shared the most embarrassing things they used to say as teenagers.