One of the worst parts about being on Tinder is that the following stereotypes about people are absolutely, 100% true. You’ve got the girl who «just loves the outdoors,» or the dude who thinks «pizza and IPAs are life.» News flash: hiking isn’t that great and literally everyone likes pizza and beer. You ain’t special.

If you’re in need of a little change of pace, scroll through these clever Tinder bios that somewhat restored our faith in the dating game.